What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob