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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.