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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.