What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)