What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.