What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob