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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job