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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!