What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.