What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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Why don't snakes have legs?

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

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A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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All Apologies

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.