What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What goes "Hahahahaha...thud"?

Someone laughing their head off

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.