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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.