Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.