Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.