Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!