Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!