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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!