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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.