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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike?

Neither of them are ever right.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell