What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.