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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.