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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

Possibility Jokes More Possibility Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.