How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Possibility Jokes More Possibility Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless