How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

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Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

Because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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How does a poor mans cube look like?

It's a sphere.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.