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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Possibility Jokes More Possibility Jokes

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.