How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless