What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)