What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)