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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

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How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.