What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)