What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)