Sir
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
He was heading west.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
