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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful