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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.