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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.