What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)