What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)