What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful