What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.