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Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend