Dumbbelldor.
Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"
A taxi
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Because they were neckromancers
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men