Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend