What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

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Why do they say "break a leg!" to actors?

If you said "tear an ACL!" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

An airbroosh

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Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....