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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

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What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni