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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.