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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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What's an Asian's favorite drug?

HERROine

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What's for dinner Dad?

Is it any good?

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What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?