What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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A right a right a right!

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Because he's.

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How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

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Illegal Aryans

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Well its a little Chewy

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.