What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

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