What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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