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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Well many how???

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.