Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.