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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.