How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at