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What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.