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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.