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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.