What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do cats major in college?

String theory!!

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.