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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.