A graduated cylinder.
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
Wanna go ride bikes?
They wanna peek-a-chu.
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Jesus, take the wheel!
For Hispanic attacks.
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
To help with the cavity searches
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Conetainers
It's such a ripoff.
At the coroner store.
