Complete Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.