A graduated cylinder.
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
He tried, but it didn't work out.
The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
Quarkiplier
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Neither work when you open windows.
Tequila*
Tide
Because it's too cold out tide.
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
Take notes.
What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com
With arroz.
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
He was de-stable-ized.
A Graduated cylinder.
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.