How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Maze Jokes More Maze Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.