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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Maze Jokes More Maze Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.