How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Maze Jokes More Maze Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.