How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Ariel Jokes More Ariel Jokes

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.