How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells