How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.