How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.