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How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Ariel Jokes More Ariel Jokes

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.