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How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.