What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.