What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.