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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 1023 dollars?

A Moleionaire

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob