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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.