What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there! Butcher! Butcher who?

Butcher your arms around me!

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job