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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann