What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.