What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob