What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.