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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.