What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.