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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

End Jokes More End Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.