What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.