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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.