What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!