Blindfold Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.