Blindfold Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.