Blindfold Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Asian Person Jokes More Asian Person Jokes

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.