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Blindfold Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

Asian People Jokes More Asian People Jokes

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Asian Person Jokes More Asian Person Jokes

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.