Blindfold Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

Break Leg Jokes More Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Asian Person Jokes More Asian Person Jokes