Dental floss.
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
A witch with a blindfold!
Shoe laces.
She's just a country!
Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.
Maggie
Hoblin Goblin.
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
Guac-A-Mole.
To get to the Other side
A bunion.
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Sandwitch
Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Brigham Young
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Because of the windshield.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.