Blindfold Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Stan Jokes More Stan Jokes

Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.