Blindfold Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Where are you going to keep them?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them!

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

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Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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He could never hit his kids.

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What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.