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Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Simon Jokes More Simon Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.