Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes
Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.