Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Simon Jokes More Simon Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16