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Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes