Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

What's easier to pick up the heavier it is?

A girl.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!