Break Leg Jokes

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody Wood Pickle!

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.