Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.