Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.