Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).