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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Wild Horse Jokes More Wild Horse Jokes

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).