Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).