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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Wild Horse Jokes More Wild Horse Jokes

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.