Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.