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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).