Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Because it cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.