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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.