Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.