Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!