Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes