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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!