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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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Shake it off

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He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!