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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...