Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.