What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.