Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Traditional Wedding Jokes More Traditional Wedding Jokes

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.