What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.