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What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

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What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

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Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...