What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea