SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Know your roll!
A Lickalottapus
A Standing Blow-vation.
45 minutes.
Chardon-neigh.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Ancestry.com
It went back four seconds.
They have a lot of patients
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
On the dotted line.
WITNESS ME!
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
Kissing strangers.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
I.O.U.
They hog the Schwing set.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
