How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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Because her boyfriend was going in.

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45 minutes.

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An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

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He French-kissed a power outlet

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Necking.

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Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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Only 25...because there's Noel.

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Why do pigs make good spies?

They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.