Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him?

Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.