Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Why do pigs make good spies?

They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him?

Wayne

What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure