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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.