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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure