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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him?

Wayne