Playground Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

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Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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Iran!

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Baghdad!

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A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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