Playground Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

Rottweiler Jokes More Rottweiler Jokes

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

Roy Jokes More Roy Jokes

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.