A pitbull returning from a playground.
To get to the other slide.
Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide
An empty playground
He was a suislide bomber!
They hog the Schwing set.
A Rottweiler in a playground.
A Park-itect
Guten tag!
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Learning from your mistakes.
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
Because they are usually done after one or two shots.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.
Donald, Duck!
He became a quack head
I've yet to find someone who knows.
IDK, i'm just a banana.
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.