Playground Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

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