A pitbull returning from a playground.
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To get to the other slide.
Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide
An empty playground
He was a suislide bomber!
They hog the Schwing set.
A Rottweiler in a playground.
A Park-itect
Guten tag!
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
Its a slippery slope.
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A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
I've yet to find someone who knows.
IDK.
A cow with no lips.
He drank coffee before it was cool.
Ones a cunning array of stunts...
Ones for coming and ones for going.
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
Being single on V-Day.
One. They're efficient and don't have humour.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!
Curt 'n Rod
Because they lactose. Moo
