How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.