They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.
He reads lips.
Because they drink it before it's cool.
He was a suislide bomber!
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
