Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

Fiction Jokes More Fiction Jokes

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Absolutely Jokes More Absolutely Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call Batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas