Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

Fiction Jokes More Fiction Jokes

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Absolutely Jokes More Absolutely Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.