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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.