What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.