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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...