Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Poverty
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Women Say the Darndest Things
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
