Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What is true and false at the same time?

This

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.