Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
They wanted to see it crack up!
The steaks were too high.
Justin Timberpuddle!
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Woman
McLady.
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...
They put him under joint custody.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
