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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way