Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.