What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

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What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'