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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

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What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer