What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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