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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.