What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.