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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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