Weights
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Because you can never be too careful.
They join weight witches.
They Swim-fast.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Waiting for a bus.
A barbequeue.
