What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.