What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.