What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Long Line Jokes More Long Line Jokes

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

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