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What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!