What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

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What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.