How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.