She complains to a man.
They are both X-Men
Sleep at night
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
A tuna.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.