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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)