What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Old Jed's a millionaire.

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