How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.