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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!