How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.