How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!