How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!