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How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!