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Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

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Some days the wind doesn't blow.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

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Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!