Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.