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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

How an Illuminati living in the Arctic is called?

An Igloominati

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam