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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam