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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.