What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.