What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.