About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
He dumped his girlfriend.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
If they dropped them they'd break
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Brainwashed.
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"
Because it saw the salad dressing
Because they can't dress themselves.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
Because those men already have boyfriends.
With a John Deere letter.
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Talk in your sleep.
