The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
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About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
45 minutes.
To sharpen the knife
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Most people like the idea of pizza better.
About 3 inches
Bricks get laid.
A Mexican is going to lay them one day
He said 'Thank you'.
They want to.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
An improvement.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
They only wanna go down on her once a month
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
