45 Minute Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Improvement Jokes More Improvement Jokes

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What's dark, empty and going no where fast?

Your love life.