The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Nailed it.
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
It took a date....
Because he couldn't find a Date!
Shellfies!
Play hide and shell.
My car can hit 50.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
An earwig!
Nothing. You already told her.
The ATM
