Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
They join weight witches.
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
Depends how powerful the blender is
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
You'll never be president, Jeb.
He had a hollow-weenie
Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween