Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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The witch!

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A witch with a blindfold!

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Cot-on-wool.

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Pasta la vista, baby!

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Your spinning me a yarn here!

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.