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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.