Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.