What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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Whats 1+0?

Babies

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!