What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.