What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Who's there! Barbara! Barbara who?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!