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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.