Improvement Jokes

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Suggestion Jokes More Suggestion Jokes
Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Appearance Jokes More Appearance Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Orthodontist Jokes More Orthodontist Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.