What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

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What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's