What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!